It’s almost May, and I hope you’re as excited as I am that my new brothel is about to reopen. It’s been a long year, and there’s nothing I want more than to connect with all of you again (or for the very first time!). I have missed all of you so much. If you’re thinking about booking an appointment with me, here’s what you need to know in order to make the most out of our experience together.
Things will look a little bit different until the pandemic is officially over. I’ve been vaccinated, which will help limit the risk of virus transmission (and if you haven’t been, now’s the time to do so!). Masks will likely be required inside the brothel, and your temperature will be taken. This way, we can keep everyone safe and have fun at the same time.
There’s more big news! If you hadn’t already read, I’ve relocated to the Chicken Ranch brothel. So, come help me celebrate my big move with a night together. It’s the perfect way to end the isolation from the pandemic and look forward to the future and all the good times to come.
Scheduling Your Time With Me
The best way to get the most out of our time together is to book an appointment with me in advance. Email [email protected], put down a deposit, and then we can start chatting together about what kind of fun you want to have. It may seem like it doesn’t take much to plan, but the more planning I can do, the better. I want our time together to be memorable, and giving me plenty of lead time is the best way to make sure it is. Plus, we can begin to flirt with each other over text and build up the anticipation that will make our meeting full of chemistry and connection.
Planning Our Date
When you book with me, you don’t have to know in advance exactly what you want to do together. We can decide together if you’d like. I have a ton of ideas, so don’t feel like you have to think up a magical date by yourself. It’s my specialty, so I’d love to help you pick! Below are some of my favorite ideas for getting to know someone and having a romantic evening together.
First, my absolute favorite is having an overnight together. Overnight encounters give us a lot more time to have fun. Whether we use that time to flirt and have deep conversations or to have sex a few times is up to you! There’s nothing more romantic than waking up together after a long, sexy night. So, that’s why overnights top my list of ways that we can connect with each other.
Next up is the girlfriend experience, which I love because of the intimacy we both can experience. With the girlfriend experience, it’s especially important to spend time texting in advance of our date. That way, we’ll feel as if we already know each other. Some of my favorite clients have repeated girlfriend experiences with me, so the intimacy is very real. The girlfriend experience can also be low-key and relaxed—just the way you’d feel with a partner. We can do Netflix and chill or order takeout and play a board game. Let’s hold hands, connect, make each other laugh, and remember what it feels like to have a real connection. The pandemic loneliness will melt away in no time.
If you’ve been toying with the idea of trying kink, now is the perfect time. The Chicken Ranch has a dungeon, and I’d love to show you the (literal!) ropes. The dungeon has been stocked with a lot of fun things for us to play with, too, including a throne, a St. Andrew’s cross, a hanging cage, a peep show closet, and benches. BDSM is thrilling, and when you come explore with me, it means that we can safely find your boundaries together. I have been a longtime lover of kink, and I am so excited to help you make your kinky fantasies become kinky memories. If you don’t know if you are a top, bottom, or switch, take this quiz I made to find out.
Lastly, I’d love to make a spa night happen for you! I am a skilled massage therapist, and I would love to give you an erotic massage that leaves you feeling as satisfied as you are relaxed. We’ll also have private hot tubs at our disposal, so we could toast some champagne and then relax our muscles before getting to the good stuff. If heat isn’t your thing, we could take a refreshing dip in the pool.
Hopefully, the ideas above have gotten your creative juices flowing. Whether or not you know precisely you want to do, book time with me by emailing [email protected], and we’ll create the perfect date together.