Whoever coined the phrases “two’s company, three’s a crowd,” or “third wheel,” probably didn’t have enough threesomes in his life. But that doesn’t have to be true for you. There are so many reasons why having a threesome is a bucket list item for many people around the world, but we’ll just talk about the top five why you should have your first threesome at the Moonlite BunnyRanch.

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1) It’s Safe and Legal

The number one killer of arousal and that sexy feeling you get when you think about threesomes is stress and anxiety. So, when you come to the brothel for your threesome, you won’t have to worry because what we’re doing is legal, and it’s about the safest sex you can have. Everyone who works here at the brothel is regularly tested for STIs—the brothel has a spotless health record. That means there are no documented cases of anyone picking up an STI at the brothel. It’s so much safer than illegal brothels, and it’s even safer than meeting someone at a bar. I’ll make sure we have all the condoms, dental dams, toys, and lube we need. You can sit back, relax, and think about what you want to do first.

 

2) You Will Learn a Lot

Having a threesome doesn’t come naturally to everyone. It’s like the difference between a fight scene in a movie and a real fight: sometimes there are awkward moments in real life, whereas movies add a soundtrack and video editing to make it look perfect. If you’re not sure how to make one happen, bringing up the topic can be intimidating. But at the brothel, all you need to do is show up. The ladies who work here are experts at the art of the threesome.

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For instance, we can show you positions that ensure nobody feels left out during the sex. And, we can demonstrate some activities so that no one is left just scratching someone’s back or, worse: watching. If you’ve watched much porn, you know situations like this never arise on the silver screen. But they aren’t that unusual when you’re having a threesome in real life. To avoid leaving someone out, you just need a game plan.

Next, if you’re relatively new to having sex, or you’d just like to grab some expert tips, feel free to watch me and learn excellent techniques for performing oral sex, fingering, or any other way of making your partner come. If you think back to your college days, you might have learned that there are three types of learning: kinesthetic (in laymen’s terms: learning by doing), visual, and auditory. But, by far the best way to put a skill in your long-term memory is by having all three. And you will be seeing, hearing, and doing things during our threesome that will stick with you long-term. So you’re not just getting the benefit of an awesome sexual adventure, you’re also going to bring back skills that will benefit you and your future sexual partners for the rest of your life.

 

3) You Will Gain Sexual Confidence

If you’re someone who has performance anxiety or erectile dysfunction, a brothel is the perfect place for you to have a threesome. You can bet that my lady friend and I have seen it all, and we won’t judge you! We will engage in some conversation and wait until you’re ready to try again. The pressure that regular threesomes generate won’t be a problem, and sometimes that fact alone allows guys with anxiety to perform just a little bit better.

 

4) You’ll Pick Up Some Safety Tips

Safe group sex isn’t that simple, especially if it’s your first time. We’ll show you tips and tricks for using barriers effectively that can help you out at any upcoming threesomes and orgies you attend when you go back home. Everything needs to be very clean, and you also need to change the barriers between partners, body areas, and, ultimately, anytime cross-contamination is a risk.

 

5) Because It’s a Threesome

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Ok, so maybe this reason doesn’t seem like it should make up its own category, but I want to stress something: you’ll be having a threesome. With me. And someone else of your choosing, whether it’s your partner or another lady I work with. That means twice as many hands exploring, double the mouths wandering, a second person to watch undress, even extra toes (if you’re into that sort of thing). But no matter what you’re into, you can take the amount of fun you usually have during sex and multiply that by at least two.

If you or your partner is bisexual, this is a great chance to explore that. Or maybe you just want to turn up the heat in your relationship by doing something adventurous. Either way, you’ll both leave with a sexy, safe, jealousy-free memory that you can look back on for years to come.

When you email me at [email protected], I always respond personally. And I’m already looking forward to setting up a dreamy threesome with you.

GFE Virgin

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