Storm Area 51? More Like Storm Area 69!

Posted in Advice on 5/15/2025 | Return to Latest Blog Posts

In September 2019, the internet did what it does best—turn a meme into a movement. “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us,” started as a joke Facebook event but quickly went viral, capturing the imaginations of millions. Alien enthusiasts, meme lovers, and curiosity-seekers all asked the same thing: What’s really hiding out there in the Nevada desert?

While a few brave souls actually ventured toward the gates of the infamous military base, others found a more... pleasurable diversion nearby.

Enter: Alice Little, Nevada’s most well-known legal companion and sex educator, who offered her own alien-themed escape from the ordinary.

To celebrate the extraterrestrial excitement, I transformed my suite into a sci-fi sanctuary I lovingly dubbed “Area 69.” For one special weekend, my Carson City suite at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch (my base at the time) turned into a cosmic love lab complete with black lights, space-age toys, and an “alien abduction fantasy” experience that was truly out of this world.

Guests enjoyed sensory deprivation sessions, glow-in-the-dark body paint, intergalactic roleplay, and some cheeky probing (all consensual, of course).

And the best part? I offered 50% off all bookings for fellow Area 51 adventurers during the event weekend, September 20–22.

The results were—dare I say—astronomical. The buzz around the promotion not only attracted new clients, but it also made headlines. Publications from coast to coast picked up the story, and my bookings skyrocketed. My income for the month hit six figures before the special weekend even began.

“Storm Area 51” was a hilarious moment in internet culture, but for me, it was also a brilliant opportunity to do what I love: create unforgettable experiences that blend fantasy, fun, and connection.

As a companion, I’m always exploring ways to make encounters playful, imaginative, and deeply personal. Themed experiences like Area 69 let us escape the mundane and embrace our wildest dreams—whether you’re into space aliens, Renaissance cosplay, or just want to try something new.

And let's be real: how many people can say they explored Area 69 with Alice Little instead of risking it all trying to Naruto-run past armed guards?

Whether you missed Storm Area 51 or you’re planning your next cosmic encounter, I’m always available to craft your own private fantasy—alien or otherwise.

I'm now taking appointments at The Chicken Ranch, located in beautiful Pahrump, Nevada. Want to discuss your dream session? Beam me a message!